I thought of sharing this so it can help you fly over your sorrows...
A traffic warden arrested you for parking wrongly and collected your iPhone 6 as bail collateral, while you were begging, an SMS came in 'guy if u dey come, buy one AK-47 en four Bullets mey we tey do nite tins (guy, if you are coming, buy one AK-47 and four bullets for tonight things)'. How do you explain to the warden that your friend meant a Vodka (Ak-47) and four Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as 'ROB-1' on your phone. What will you do to convince the now curious warden? While looking at your face for explanation, 'carry two machine guns, wey we go use... (bring two machine guns that we will use...)' another sms!!! Meanwhile, your friend meant hot babes.
A traffic warden arrested you for parking wrongly and collected your iPhone 6 as bail collateral, while you were begging, an SMS came in 'guy if u dey come, buy one AK-47 en four Bullets mey we tey do nite tins (guy, if you are coming, buy one AK-47 and four bullets for tonight things)'. How do you explain to the warden that your friend meant a Vodka (Ak-47) and four Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as 'ROB-1' on your phone. What will you do to convince the now curious warden? While looking at your face for explanation, 'carry two machine guns, wey we go use... (bring two machine guns that we will use...)' another sms!!! Meanwhile, your friend meant hot babes.
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