CALL TO INTERNAL REST

The entire family of Monosaccharides from Carbohydrates popular consumption area feel reduced to announce passing away to internal rest of their great grandfather,grandfather,father,uncle,...etc,Chief(Dr.) Oryza Sativa who died in a water accident in Basin gorge. He was forty bowls and five cups when he died. He was survived by a great number of children.
Burial Arrangements:
Every event will take place and end the same day,the first of January,2015. Body leaves the kitchen(mortuary) to the dining table(cemetery). The undertakers are onion,salt,curry and thyme. Songs shall be rendered by plates,cutleries and cups. He would be laid to rest by Mrs Stew Soup,Mr Meat Chicken and Miss Water Juice. Reception follows immediately.
Adieu Papa. Our stomachs love you but our bodies love you most. May you rest in the blossom of the toilet.
Signed by: Oryza Jnr for the family.
I hope you are already preparing for tomorrow. Today,we call 2014 to eternal rest. Happy Crossover. See you next year...