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Wednesday, 5 November 2014

JOKES APART

Answer the following questions with great sincerity,show workings where necessary and write in details where necessary -
What are the names of the two people shaking when you switch on a Nokia phone?
If you brought two moi-moi for $40,how much in Naira will you pay for moi?
Who ate the missing part of the apple logo and what percentage of the missing part was eaten?
Distinguish between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls considering their love of money.
If Temi is a boy and Tayo a girl,who is Temitayo?
If you were among the Isrealite and you had a blackberry or an android phone,what would you have done while crossing the Red sea? Discuss in detail.
Using any desired formula,determine the shape and volume of the ocean and the total surface area of its shore.
Assuming you slept by 7:30pm,calculate your number of turns before waking up.
If your X wins 10 000 000 from slumdog millionaire two days after you broke up,find the value of X,ceteris paribus.
Calculate the acceleration between fashion and madness.
If some robbers left their location of operation five minutes before the arrival of the police,how long will it take the American,Chinese and Nigerian police to catch up with them.
Calculate the line perpendicular to and area of the fore brain.
Assuming the price of a hamburger rose from 50 to 80,what will be the increase in price of ham in a perfect market.
Calculate the total surface area and volume of the mushroom cloud of the atomic bomb dropped over Nagasaki,Japan.
If it took Hon. Patrick Obhiagbhon ten minutes to deliver a speech in a national service ,how long will it take Dame Patience Jonathan to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? (Take the speech = written by Hon. Patrick Obhiagbhon).
Don't take it personal,Laughter is a good thing... To be submitted in the next millennium....

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