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Sunday, 23 November 2014
MILIDEMO
Gone are the days of military rule but fresh are it memories. Go out there and ask the old men and women of how serene that time was,with that,you would know how normal and cultured it was. Democracy should not be an exception of such,it is expected to be more better. I wouldn't say it is not or it is but my question is which do you prefer : military or democracy. Compare both,and decide if you would want the military to be in control again in your country.
Saturday, 22 November 2014
MA SE OLE
'Ise ni ogun ise,mura sise ore mi,ise ni afi n di eni giga. Bi a ko ba ri eni feyinti bi ole laa n ri,bi a ko ba ri eni gbekele a tepa mo ise eni. Iya re le lowo ni owo,baba re le ni esin lekan,bi oba gboju le won o te tan ni mo so fun o ......
Oro nla,agboju le ogun fi ara re fun osi ta. Kilode to fi fe sise,oye mi..iya ati baba re lowo bi sekere. Ah o se tepa mo ise ki iwo naa sise fowo ti tode re. Ma je ko wa di nkan abamo fun o ni keyin ooo..... Oro abo laa n so fun omoluabi...
Oro nla,agboju le ogun fi ara re fun osi ta. Kilode to fi fe sise,oye mi..iya ati baba re lowo bi sekere. Ah o se tepa mo ise ki iwo naa sise fowo ti tode re. Ma je ko wa di nkan abamo fun o ni keyin ooo..... Oro abo laa n so fun omoluabi...
Friday, 21 November 2014
CRACY DEMOnstration
I know some of us heard of what happened at the national assembly yesterday. Shutting out some of the legislators as well as the speaker,causing the shut out people to break in which later ended up in chaos.
All 'these drama' being displayed by the legislators is tarnishing Nigeria's reputation both at home and abroad. Don't you think these would have implications on our democracy. Do you think they are doing it for we the citizens or for themselves?
All 'these drama' being displayed by the legislators is tarnishing Nigeria's reputation both at home and abroad. Don't you think these would have implications on our democracy. Do you think they are doing it for we the citizens or for themselves?
Thursday, 20 November 2014
IMPENDING 'casala'
The ceasefire deal was announced to be counterfeit. Killings prevailing,showing no mercy and we are rejoicing keeping ourselves busy with thinking of who will rule in 2015. Boko haram growing everday,ow I know,we are waiting till they destroy the nation....no problems. With the way Boko haram is operating,do you think their operation is controlled by politics,religion and/or ethnic? What's your say?
Tuesday, 18 November 2014
THE OPPOSITE PART
She was disturbing her busy dad every now and then. In other to keep her busy,he tore into pieces a page on which a map was printed and gave it to her to put it back again.
To him,she was going to spend hours trying to put it together but in minutes she was back. Amazed,he asked,'so fast!' "ow dad,there is a simpler picture at the back making it easy to put together." Leaving her father suprised,she went to play and stopped disturbing him....
The one is made in twos : darkness and light,thin and fat,good and bad,etc. To every situation there is an other side. That challenge or puzzling situation you are facing,try looking for the other side and you will see the simpler picture of it. But at times,the causes of our challenges is the other side. Identifying the cause gives way to the solution.... Look at the other side now....
To him,she was going to spend hours trying to put it together but in minutes she was back. Amazed,he asked,'so fast!' "ow dad,there is a simpler picture at the back making it easy to put together." Leaving her father suprised,she went to play and stopped disturbing him....
The one is made in twos : darkness and light,thin and fat,good and bad,etc. To every situation there is an other side. That challenge or puzzling situation you are facing,try looking for the other side and you will see the simpler picture of it. But at times,the causes of our challenges is the other side. Identifying the cause gives way to the solution.... Look at the other side now....
Friday, 14 November 2014
YOU BETTER THINK
Miss 'I love that guy'!!!
Are you not satisfied at this junction,you flirt with all the people in trousers that you meet.
Are you not aware that all these will end a day.
Are you not afraid of being infected with a sexually tranmitted infections(STIs) like the deadly HIV/AIDS.
Are you not afraid that these guys might be harming you,ow you have lots of chants to combat such
Are you not aware of the fact that these guys will leave you when you are down with a disease.
Are you a student,ow you are and you are not aware that if you don't take heed you might fall into an endless pit. And there are two things involved,it is either you die or your journey to your destiny is terminated.
Are you an influential person or a white-collar worker and you are not told that this your act can lead you to your death which can adversely terminate your children's future and can turn your husband into a single parent.
So,i hope you are already thinking of how you will change because tomorrow might be late. Think and act wisely...
Are you not satisfied at this junction,you flirt with all the people in trousers that you meet.
Are you not aware that all these will end a day.
Are you not afraid of being infected with a sexually tranmitted infections(STIs) like the deadly HIV/AIDS.
Are you not afraid that these guys might be harming you,ow you have lots of chants to combat such
Are you not aware of the fact that these guys will leave you when you are down with a disease.
Are you a student,ow you are and you are not aware that if you don't take heed you might fall into an endless pit. And there are two things involved,it is either you die or your journey to your destiny is terminated.
Are you an influential person or a white-collar worker and you are not told that this your act can lead you to your death which can adversely terminate your children's future and can turn your husband into a single parent.
So,i hope you are already thinking of how you will change because tomorrow might be late. Think and act wisely...
Thursday, 13 November 2014
YOU BETTER THINK
Mr womaniser!!!
Are you not satisfied at this junction,you flirt with all the things in skirt that you meet.
Are you not aware that all these will end one day.
Are you assured of not being infected with a sexually tranmitted infections(STIs) like the deadly HIV/AIDS.
Are you not afraid that these ladies might be harming you,ow you have a lot of charms to combat that.
Are you not aware of the fact that these ladies will leave you when you are down with poverty or a disease.
Are you a lecturer or student,ow you are and you are not aware that if you don't take heed you might fall into an endless pit. And there are two things involved,it is either you die or your journey to your destiny is terminated.
Are you an influential person or a white-collar worker and you are not told that this your act can lead you to your death which can adversely terminate your children's future and can turn your wife to a widow.
So,i hope you are already thinking of how you will change because it will be better if you change early before it becomes late. Think and act wisely
Are you not satisfied at this junction,you flirt with all the things in skirt that you meet.
Are you not aware that all these will end one day.
Are you assured of not being infected with a sexually tranmitted infections(STIs) like the deadly HIV/AIDS.
Are you not afraid that these ladies might be harming you,ow you have a lot of charms to combat that.
Are you not aware of the fact that these ladies will leave you when you are down with poverty or a disease.
Are you a lecturer or student,ow you are and you are not aware that if you don't take heed you might fall into an endless pit. And there are two things involved,it is either you die or your journey to your destiny is terminated.
Are you an influential person or a white-collar worker and you are not told that this your act can lead you to your death which can adversely terminate your children's future and can turn your wife to a widow.
So,i hope you are already thinking of how you will change because it will be better if you change early before it becomes late. Think and act wisely
BE NOTIFIED
I am introducing a new segment. It will be posted in my local language,Yoruba;it will be questions mostly about the Yoruba culture and the likes. It will be posted under Ede ati Asa. Watch out....
Tuesday, 11 November 2014
WHAT WILL YOU DO
You met this guy at a party and he asked you out. In no time,you have started dating. After some weeks of getting along,you discover he has two wives... Are you going to continue with the relationship or break up? What will you do?
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
You met this girl at prom and you asked her out. In no time,you have started dating. After some weeks of getting along,you discover she is bleaching... Are you going to continue with the relationship or break up? What will you do?
FORGE AHEAD
Zainab was a lady who could drive herself to anywhere. She might have driven herself overseas if it was possible. After a hectic day at work,she still had a journey to embark on; a journey to the company's head office,to collect a letter,which was a five-hour drive from her office. She left work before the normal time of closure,4p.m. She entered her car and off she went. For three hours,she changed the gear,used everything necessary at the right time. Due to the long drive,extremely loud music and switched on air conditioning,she forgot to change the most important thing,the gear. She kept driving not remembering the gear,overheating sets in and in no time,the car had stopped moving, an hour left to reach the head office. It was after this that she realised that she had not changed the gear for a long time causing the engine to over-work and over-heat,making it knock off. People who she left,met and left her. She was unable to reach her destination,a place where she was going to collect her letter of promotion,she couldn't leave the spot until late in the evening when a mechanic showed up. She lost everything. Hmmm,this story is about some of us who starts well and end badly. Why do we end badly? After obtaining our first degree and successfully get a job,we think that is the end and forget to change the gear like she did. We neglect the idea of improving our knowledge not knowing that there are new things that we have to know. And when we reach a stage,the company knock us off and people who met us would leave us there. This world is a changing world and we the people in it have to change too. That course you studied ten years ago needs to be upgraded by now,don't be a stagnant water. When there is need to go for seminars,workshops or the likes go,and learn so that your story won't end like that of Zainab. Do the right think at the right time. Make progress when there is need to ...
Sunday, 9 November 2014
SUN DAY
Morning World. It's Sunday,the 9th day of November. Lord we thank you for all you have been doing in our lives,for protecting us,providing for us. For what we know and those we don't know that you are doing. Thank you Father. We have sinned and became unworthy of thy glory. Father forgive us,the sins we know and those we don't know;cleanse us with the blood of Jesus. Forgive and forget our sins completely. IJN. Happy Sunday...
Saturday, 8 November 2014
PVC and/or PARTYING
Day two;it's another day of PVC distribution. I know we all have our different schedules for today,if we have not collected our PVC,i hope it is in our schedule for today. We should all go and collect it if we are yet to collect because it's for our use and to our benefit. And if we have collected ours,is either we have the schedule of doing the weekly cleaning or going to a party or both. If you will be doing both,I think you should have started the cleaning by now. And if you are just partying today,get well dressed and head to the venue. Don't forget my own package ooo. Please don't over-eat or drink. Have a blast.
IT's A NEW DAY
Top of the morning to you all. Father,we ask for your all round protection in everything we do and everywhere we go. Provide for our unlimited needs,don't let us experience the lack of anything. Show us your undying favour and let us be able to glorify you at the end of everyting. IJN. It's a New Day,Morning to you all
Friday, 7 November 2014
NIGHTFALL
Grin!!! Time to sleeeep. Oww! Day gone,let us go and sleep. Father,we thank you for today and everything you have done in it,be glorified,as we go and sleep protect us,and let us wake up hale and hearty. Thank you Lord. IJN. Good Night
HECTIC DAY
Day one of PVC distribution ends. I know some people went through some drastic situations today,standing under the scorching sun and the likes,but try understand you have to do it,it is for your good. I hope you were able to collect yours,if you were not able to,tomorrow is another day. But today is gone,go take your shower and get ready to sleep.
LEADERSHIP not YOU
No matter how alike we are,one of us must and will surely be the best. There can't be two kings in a kingdom. A citation is what happens amongst all the animals in their different kingdoms. Though lions and tigers are from the same family,their positions in the terrestial kingdom is different. Take a look at the aquatic kingdom too,the sharks and whales are like the same but when it comes to how they are feared by other pisces,a difference exist. So is the arboreals' kingdom too,you can't expect a hen to respect the view of a vulture than that of the eagle;NO,it's impossible. This is what happens in the human race.Being a leader isn't included in everyones' destiny because if it was,there won't be equilibrium. So,why disturb yourself when you know you can't be a leader,it will even be better if you waste your energy and time in being a good follower. This tells us,since all of us can't be a leader then we can't be the best when another person is. In live,just like the way some positions are made for some species of animals,so is human. Have a look at the bee caste,different postions are occupied by different groups. In this race too;different posts,different groups. You may have all the riches but not all posts are meant for you. Accept who you are,when you know you are not meant for the post stop 'helter-skeltering'. Without being a leader,you can do things meant for the leaders to do. Be the best you can be don't try being where someone is. Always thank God for the post you meet yourself. He knows the best. For a better Nigeria,we all have to stand as ONE
PROOF THIS
Can you prove your knowledge of Mathematics,show that the following expressions are correct :
_ 3/2=1
_ 2/3=1/6
_ 2/6=1/5
_ 2/10=2
_ 4/5=3/2
So simple... Isn't it? You can leave your answer in the comment box or share a picture of your workings if possible. Get one and get a ...
_ 3/2=1
_ 2/3=1/6
_ 2/6=1/5
_ 2/10=2
_ 4/5=3/2
So simple... Isn't it? You can leave your answer in the comment box or share a picture of your workings if possible. Get one and get a ...
PVC's HOLIDAY
It seems it's going to be sunny today. No work in some states today,it's a holiday. Never forget what today's holiday is meant for,if you don't have anything to do just go to the polling station as early as possible to acquire your permanent voters' card(PVC). You won't have any right to choose and criticize any elected person if you don't go and collect yours because if you don't,you won't be able to vote in the coming election. Don't forget you don't have to rush too much this morning,it's a holiday. Go collect your PVC because it's the key to voting your candidate in. See you at the polling station....
BRIGHT MORNING
Yello. It's the sixth day of November. Today might be a day of violence at some places.O Lord protect us from any sort of thing that might harm us be it physical or spiritual,don't let us be victims of accident,violence,death and other bad things. Make us victims of promotion,upliftment and all other good things. Anything that needs your intervention Lord pls intervene,provide for our needs and never forsake us. IJN. Have a peaceful and nice day.
Thursday, 6 November 2014
FRYING PAN TO FIRE
Thanks to God. If not for this,how will today have been. Glory be to you Lord.Hmhn... After my education,I resorted to teaching though I never wanted to. And after some years at the teaching job,I resigned and shifted to being a taxi driver. I have not used a week at the garage when I realised that I have left the frying pan to the fire but what would I do I had resigned already,no going back. Hardship and its kinds started settling as my room-mates,to feed myself and my family seemed to be an impossible thing.But I didn't lose myself,I knew I wasn't meant to be there,thus,I joined a co-operative with the thought of investing with my savings. The outcome was heartbreaking,it dragged me down to the depth where no hope of rising was guaranteed,yet I didn't lose hope. Not quite long,a business was brought into town. I tried all my possible best to invest in it and I never regreted doing so because with constant follow-up I started standing up and in no time I had risen again. And now when I look at my past I see a reason why I should always praise God. My advice to you reading this is: never lose hope as long as you are still living,patience is never too much so don't hestitate being patient in everything,always look before you leap because you may fall and won't be able to rise again,also never seek help from small gods when the Lord still exist so seek Him in times of troubles and during the good times too because the small gods have no good thing to offer,marry your God,take him as your only God. Learn from my story because if I had lost hope,become impatient,leaped before I looked and seeked the small gods,I might not have achieved what I have achieved so far. Learn....
PRANKS of THE DECADE
I would call this heart-rending pranks of the decade. What are we going to call unfulfilled promises? I call it pranks,what will u call it? Since a decade now,our leaders have been making blank promises;uninterrupted electricity,free education and all other millennium goals that I wouldn't want to mention because I know you them. But to my great suprise,they pranked us. We don't have to worry,we just have to bear it in mind that one day,Nigeria will be better,maybe we are yet to get it right. 54 years has passed and we are still being pranked. AhAhAh!!! Nigeria.My question is Will democracy ever make Nigeria better? What's your take? If Yes when and how,if No why and how.
My Regards
Though it came late,I would like to appreciate everyone for their standby and follow up here. I would also like to appreciate my different sources of inspiration from media houses to individuals' write-ups. Faaji Fm,Babatunde Ayo(BDR),Pema(TCC),Facebook,Oloyo Ayodele and to those I know and does I don't know. Thanks very much. Keep up the visit and now that it's possible,don't forget to leave your comment and share. Stay tuned... Happy New Month
CLOUDY Day
Hullo. It's a cloudy morning over here. I pray as we go into the morning the Lord will provide for our needs. His mercy shall be shown on us and the devil's plan shall be rendered inactive in our lives. Our benefactors shall locate us. We have walked into our glory. IJN. Good Morning to y'all...
Wednesday, 5 November 2014
JOKES APART
Answer the following questions with great sincerity,show workings where necessary and write in details where necessary -
What are the names of the two people shaking when you switch on a Nokia phone?
If you brought two moi-moi for $40,how much in Naira will you pay for moi?
Who ate the missing part of the apple logo and what percentage of the missing part was eaten?
Distinguish between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls considering their love of money.
If Temi is a boy and Tayo a girl,who is Temitayo?
If you were among the Isrealite and you had a blackberry or an android phone,what would you have done while crossing the Red sea? Discuss in detail.
Using any desired formula,determine the shape and volume of the ocean and the total surface area of its shore.
Assuming you slept by 7:30pm,calculate your number of turns before waking up.
If your X wins 10 000 000 from slumdog millionaire two days after you broke up,find the value of X,ceteris paribus.
Calculate the acceleration between fashion and madness.
If some robbers left their location of operation five minutes before the arrival of the police,how long will it take the American,Chinese and Nigerian police to catch up with them.
Calculate the line perpendicular to and area of the fore brain.
Assuming the price of a hamburger rose from 50 to 80,what will be the increase in price of ham in a perfect market.
Calculate the total surface area and volume of the mushroom cloud of the atomic bomb dropped over Nagasaki,Japan.
If it took Hon. Patrick Obhiagbhon ten minutes to deliver a speech in a national service ,how long will it take Dame Patience Jonathan to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? (Take the speech = written by Hon. Patrick Obhiagbhon).
Don't take it personal,Laughter is a good thing... To be submitted in the next millennium....
What are the names of the two people shaking when you switch on a Nokia phone?
If you brought two moi-moi for $40,how much in Naira will you pay for moi?
Who ate the missing part of the apple logo and what percentage of the missing part was eaten?
Distinguish between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls considering their love of money.
If Temi is a boy and Tayo a girl,who is Temitayo?
If you were among the Isrealite and you had a blackberry or an android phone,what would you have done while crossing the Red sea? Discuss in detail.
Using any desired formula,determine the shape and volume of the ocean and the total surface area of its shore.
Assuming you slept by 7:30pm,calculate your number of turns before waking up.
If your X wins 10 000 000 from slumdog millionaire two days after you broke up,find the value of X,ceteris paribus.
Calculate the acceleration between fashion and madness.
If some robbers left their location of operation five minutes before the arrival of the police,how long will it take the American,Chinese and Nigerian police to catch up with them.
Calculate the line perpendicular to and area of the fore brain.
Assuming the price of a hamburger rose from 50 to 80,what will be the increase in price of ham in a perfect market.
Calculate the total surface area and volume of the mushroom cloud of the atomic bomb dropped over Nagasaki,Japan.
If it took Hon. Patrick Obhiagbhon ten minutes to deliver a speech in a national service ,how long will it take Dame Patience Jonathan to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? (Take the speech = written by Hon. Patrick Obhiagbhon).
Don't take it personal,Laughter is a good thing... To be submitted in the next millennium....
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
... Before the animals left with their new wives,the king told them that after a year,they would all bring his daughters so that they would come and make a report on how life has been with them. Day by Day,Week by Week,Month by Month,A year was complete.On the exact day,all animals brought their wives. The king started from the first daughter to the last daughter asking them how life was for the past months. All of them said good things,when it was the turn of the daughter that was given to tortoise,she said that tortoise was using her like a slave and that he had lavished all what he was given.The king pitied his daughter but couldn't collect her from tortoise again.I hope you enjoyed the story.Can you answer the following questions:- Who is the king?- Who are the animals?- Who are the daughters?- What did the best things given to tortoise represent?- Who is the tortoise? This is not the concluding part,give your answers and I would release the concluding part....
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